The Kramperor's Decrees

Kramperor says, "You either kram or splash. No two ways about it. Kram and you live. Splash and you get the sack."

I say, "Any dog that wants to make a splash in life, exorcise the devil in your master first."

Kramperor says, "Get a sideline, and you get sidelined."

I say, "What better way to give the devil a slap and sack. Good riddance!"